these.ARE.my.THOUGHTS.

3/2
2010

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  • A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students the
  • teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
  • Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade.My sister is in the
  • third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
  • third-grade too!"
  • The Teacher had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While
  • the boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
  • principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he
  • would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
  • questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.
  • Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
  • agreed to take the test.
  • Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
  • Boy.: "9".
  • Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
  • Boy.: "36".
  • And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
  • should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think
  • Boy can go to the third-grade." the teacher says to the principal, "I
  • have some of my own questions.
  • Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy. both agree.
  • the teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two
  • of?
  • Boy., after a moment "Legs."
  • Teacher : "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
  • Boy.: "Pockets."
  • Teacher : What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
  • delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
  • Boy.: Coconut
  • Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The
  • principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
  • Boy. was taking charge.
  • Boy.: Bubblegum
  • Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a
  • dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before
  • he could stop the answer...
  • Boy.: Shake hands
  • Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
  • Boy.: Yep.
  • Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
  • get wet before you do.
  • Boy.: Tent
  • Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
  • best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit
  • tense.
  • Boy.: Wedding Ring
  • Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
  • me, you feel good.
  • Boy.: Nose
  • Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
  • Boy.: Arrow
  • Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of
  • heat and excitement?
  • Boy.: Firetruck
  • Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get
  • it u have to use ur hand.
  • Boy.: Fork
  • Teacher: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men
  • than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife
  • after they're married?
  • Boy.: SURNAME
  • Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of
  • veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
  • Boy.: HEART.
  • The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
  • "Send this Boy to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
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