April 2011
6 posts
“I just really loved and identified with the script when I read it, and it just...”
– Emma Watson on why she chose “The Perks of Being A Wallflower” role (via granger-weasley)
the-perks-of-being-a-wallflower:
October 2010
6 posts
“Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.”
– Confucius (via pulsecheck)
March 2010
9 posts
WHOA.
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students the
teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade.My sister is in the
third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third-grade too!"
The Teacher had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While
the boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he
would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.
Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think
Boy can go to the third-grade." the teacher says to the principal, "I
have some of my own questions.
Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy. both agree.
the teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two
of?
Boy., after a moment "Legs."
Teacher : "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."
Teacher : What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The
principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
Boy. was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a
dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before
he could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit
tense.
Boy.: Wedding Ring
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of
heat and excitement?
Boy.: Firetruck
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get
it u have to use ur hand.
Boy.: Fork
Teacher: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men
than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife
after they're married?
Boy.: SURNAME
Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of
veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
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: ))) damn.
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WIIIIIIIIIIN =))
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HAHAHAHAH =)))
COOL : ) COLLEGE!
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super win!
February 2010
17 posts
WatchA Brief History of pretty much every thing.
(from Mario Carpio on facebook) :D
Tik Tok UP Version
clevearguelles:
juliugs:
yoopee:
livelovelalala:
Wake up in the morning gotta rush to UP Grab my glasses, I’m out the dorm, I’m gonna hit UPd Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack ‘Cause when I leave for the night, I ain’t coming back
I’m talking slippers on our toes, toes Trying on all our clothes, clothes Profs blowing up our brains, brains Drop-topping, wearing all our...
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formspring.me
Do you have any pets at home? :) May pet ka na ba na iniyakan ng sobra nung namatay? :(
yep, meron. dog. beagle.
lahat ng pet dogs ko na namatay iniyakan ko. :(
aling movie yung kahit ilang beses mo panoorin, di ka pa rin nagsasawa? :)
hmmm…madami. i never get tired of watching movies over and over again. haha. a few movies: a walk to remember,...
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What would your dream job look like?
hmmm…
my dream job would:
1. involve travelling around the world somehow.
2. involve adventure and is never boring.
3. earn me money of course. :D
4. never be like any other day.
5. involve helping out other people.
6. be something i am passionate about.
7. be something that would make my family and friends proud.
8. be...
January 2010
156 posts
FTW! PINSANG BUO ko pala si Lizlee Ann Gata! Gahd!...
galieburgos:
Sabi ni Mama. Ito raw ang tinatawag na Lukso ng Dugo. :))
cool kuya galie! haha! <3
UPCAT 2010 results out NOW!:D →
